33 reasons to follow me on twitter

1. I won’t over load your feed with nonsense
2. Because twittering lowers your cholesterol
3. My middle name is Andrew
4. Two words, Twitter Tools
5. I like to DIGG
6. I know how to FLOAT
7. Like Adelle says, Just Tweet It
8. Or like Dwight says, “Don’t think about it, just do it, 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 -1″
9. I prefer quality over quantity
10. BEER ME
11. I’m extremely organized
12. I’d like to use one of my life-lines
13. My breath doesn’t stink in the morning
14. I’ll be gentle … promise
15. You WON’T shoot your eye out
16. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
17. I always wear my seatbelt
18. I think “going green” refers to sexual relatioins with the Jolly Green Giant
19. I won’t play games with your heart
20. I’m a good listener
21. I found Carmen Sandiego … but still looking for Waldo
22. Part of the DFW WordPress meetup
23. I would rather vote for Ron Paul
24. I know THIS GUY
25. Because words like death don’t scare me
26. Willing to share my knowledge about the BARF diet with you
27. Can offer advice to your intermediate WordPress questions
28. Enjoys my morning cup of tea
29. I love to meet new people
30. I know who killed the electric car
31. Because you can never have to many friends
32. It’s WAY faster than email
33. To sum it up, I’m pretty much awesome

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